[Drabble] Swing, Baby, Swing!

Swing, Baby, Swing!
no character; comedy; G; 138 words

“I hate you.”

“Wait, how so?”

“I hate you.”

“But why?”

“I hate you.”

“I’ve bought the pads, though?”

“…oh, well, pass them, then.”

“So…”

“You even bought the right pads! I hate you even more!”

“But I love you…?”

“I can’t reciprocate it, that’s why I hate you!”

“Well, no problem, I will still love you, then.”

“But I stained the sheets…?”

“Doesn’t matter, and you’ll be the one washing them anyway.”

“And I bought the wrong food for our cat?”

“No problem–wait. What. Don’t tell me you bought another dog food–”

“And I finished your stash of ice cream! Now we don’t have them anymore! I don’t deserve to be loved!”

“I bought you comfort foods?”

“See, you’re too perfect for me! I hate you!”

“…can you not have the weirdest mood swing during your period?”

end.

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8 thoughts on “[Drabble] Swing, Baby, Swing!”

  1. pms /uhuk/ pms.
    btw aku punya versi singkat (dan asli) dari fanfic ini loh.
    “/tampar/ i hate you /keplak keplak keplak/”
    “halah, tenane?”
    the end.
    ojok takon siapa pemainnya. bye.

    1. pemainnya kemungkinan besar satu pihak adalah anda. satunya lagi entah siapa sih. apa mas ko… eh sudahlah.
      btw serem amat bagian keplak keplak keplak-nya. hiiii atuuuuuuut.
      nuwun nggih mbak eeee~

        1. kokoh yifan. yang jualan hp di konter pakai singlet. kenal nggak?
          kayaknya kemarin nemu id situ (SUMPAH ITU ISENG AJA TAPI PAS NGE-SEARCH KOK KETEMU). aufaashafira~

        2. kirain kokoh kokoh glodok, temenku pacarnya kokoh kokoh yg punya toko di glodok. temenku cowok, btw.

          SOMSEK BANGETZZZ (z nya tiga) ID LINE KU GA DI-ADD. PUNYAKU APA COBAAA.

        3. kok tau banget sih kalau pacar temennya kokoh-kokoh glodok.

          LAH AKU KHAWATIR ITU ORANG YANG SALAH. KAN TENGSIN KALAU SALAH. yang statusnya ‘may peace be upon you’ bukan nih?

        4. ybs curhat mendetail sih, sampe dikirimin foto mereka lagi pacaran.

          iya yg lagi chattingan sekarang.

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